Single Lady Thought of the Day

As I sit here on my couch, on a Friday night, alone, watching Dirty Grandapa, with my dog (okay, fine, and two cats)… I can’t help but think that if I were co-starring opposite Zac Efron, I would not only have a difficult time doing my job (partially because I suck at acting, but mostly because, ya know, Zac Efron) I would also be extremely unprofessional (because, ya know, Zac Efron).

I read once that he has zero game on tinder because girls think it’s a fake profile. I am now very likely to swipe right if I ever see his face on tinder. Guys, don’t be cruel and fake me out. And Zac, if you happen to enjoy the mountains and fresh air of the Pacific Northwest, hit me up šŸ˜‰

That is all. 

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And the Award Goes to…

This dude! For the most underrated statement ever! (Roll with my hyperbole here…)

“I’m interested in working out…”

Well, no shit! I could have guessed you enjoyed the occasional visit to the gym but I appreciate the clarification since if it wasn’t clear from your profile statement, the photo of you He-Manning it up at the gym might do the trick. 

I’m sure he’s very nice… Just your average guy searching for love… on Tinder. But that photo is intimidating as shit for anyone, let alone an average-bodied gal like me. 

Indirect SolicitationĀ 

Is the picture in this profile (which is the only picture, I might add) a solicitation?  I’m not sure the going rate but it’s not enough. 

Also, my OCD is annoyed by the mismatched directionality of the various bills. šŸ’µ 

Is his name really spelled that way or is it a typo?

The sad thing is this will, if it hasn’t already, get right swipes. 

Tinder profile picture with $250

Disclaimer

This one cracks me up for a couple reasons:

1. When I looked at the photo, totally thought there were dicks on his boxer briefs. 

2. I was amused to learn from his disclaimer that I was not the first to wonder “WTF? Why are there dicks on your boxer briefs?”

3. Clearly, he only seeks hookups and if I were that type of gal, I would eat those abs up. 

4. It is only fitting that given what this Tinderer seeks, he is 69 miles away…

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