This one cracks me up for a couple reasons:
1. When I looked at the photo, totally thought there were dicks on his boxer briefs.
2. I was amused to learn from his disclaimer that I was not the first to wonder “WTF? Why are there dicks on your boxer briefs?”
3. Clearly, he only seeks hookups and if I were that type of gal, I would eat those abs up.
4. It is only fitting that given what this Tinderer seeks, he is 69 miles away…